Tuesday, September 25, 2007

why? why? why?

Why on the day the engineer comes does our internet work properly all morning?

Why on the next day does the internet not work all morning?

Why can I write perfect fantastic posts in my head, but when it comes to having a keyboard under my fingers, my brain freezes?

Why don't people ever go to the toilet in books?
Ok, so that's just one that's bugged me forever and I was going to write a whole post about it, but then figured that people didn't really want to read a post about people going (or rather not going) to the toilet. A bit like they didn't really want to read all that stuff about lorries when I had a lorry fixation. Well, fixation is putting it a bit strongly, I just spent a lot of time in close proximity to them, and there's not a lot else to think aboutvwhen you're driving along the M11. Well, apart from the cool pylons and the ....

Why does the internet always stop working just as soon as I get to the point where I want to publish my post?


Pig wot flies said...

Because it is raining.

Kathleen said...

Murphy's Law. Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bathtub? Why does the oil man always show during naptime? Why do the children only get sick on weekends?